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发达成长的肚子，日渐瘦弱的钱包，今生两难之事。

A booming stomach and a shrinking wallet are a dilemma in this life.

兄弟相逢，酒后他醉醺醺的说“以后只要有我一口屎吃，就有你一口尿喝”。我感动的稀里哗啦：“只要你能吃饱，我渴着也无妨”。

The brothers met again. After drinking, he said drunk, "大众as long as I eat a mouthful of shit, you will drink a mouthful of urine."大众. I was moved by the murmur: 公众as long as you can eat, I'm thirsty.公众.

我有和顺的一壁，也有很凶的九十九面。

I have a gentle side and a fierce 99 side.

手机你这么快就没电了，奉告我你对谁放电了。

Your cell phone is dead so soon. Tell me who you discharged to.

假如我的测验成就能像房价涨得那么快，那么这个天下该有多可爱。

If my test scores could rise as fast as house prices, how lovely the world would be.

本人辟谣一下我不是不复书息 我是不识字。

I refute the rumor that I don't return information. I can't read.

“代沟”便是我问老爸感到“菊花台”怎么样，他说没喝过。

"大众Generation gap公众 is that I asked my father what he thought of "大众chrysanthemum platform"大众. He said he hadn't drunk it.

檀越，痛改前非，我这有AK47。

Almsgiver, put down the butcher's knife. I have AK47 here.

先生让学生写一篇作文，标题是《爸爸和妈妈》。逗逗的作文是如许写的： 爸爸妈妈又打骂，妈妈让爸快跪下。爸怕弄脏新裤子，搓板垫在膝盖下。

The teacher asked the students to write a composition entitled 公众father and mother"大众. Funny composition is written like this: Mom and dad quarreled again, and mom asked Dad to kneel down quickly. Dad was afraid of soiling his new pants and put the washboard under his knee.

我不仅不回你新闻 还要你瞥见我发同伙圈 也不回你新闻。

I not only don't return your message, but also you don't return your message when you see my circle of friends.

世上有两种最耀眼的光线，一种是太阳，一种是你尽力干饭的样子容貌。

There are two most dazzling lights in the world, one is the sun, and the other is the way you work hard.

妙想天开能瘦身的话，我如今可能只剩下魂魄了。

If I can lose weight, I may only have my soul now.

后来才知道，长得帅纷歧定娶获得妻子，然则有钱可以。

Later, I learned that being handsome doesn't necessarily lead to a wife, but money can.

没事偷着乐是不太可能了，偷着胖照样有点儿愿望。

It's impossible to steal happiness. It's still a little hopeful to steal fat.

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